Captains of the Chess Team
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First Contact
Howard is adept at making music with many kitchen implements.

First contact

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If you need a nerd rock band, (and upon examination of our spreadsheets, charts, graphs and performance metrics, we find that you most definitely do) ping us!

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  • bars/nightclubs
  • cons
  • nerd weddings